Adoption Aficionado Gifts

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

"Shh. He doesn't know he's adopted yet."

"Dad, am I adopted?"

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Call me?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Sitting in a tree

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.