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'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

"Shh. He doesn't know he's adopted yet."

"Dad, am I adopted?"

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Cling-On Dog

"Call me?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I think we may be related!"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Sitting in a tree

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."