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'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Doughboy Dad

Moby Dick

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."

Raymond Queneau

Book Shop.

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Adopt a highway

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

"Dad, am I adopted?"

'And here's your cod, 'Arthur'.'

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

Under Noah's Ark

The Vanity of Autobiography

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

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"My husband's coming!! Quick! Melt!"

'I want to tour Europe, to search for my birth parents.'

Unfortunately, former boxing pro Ricky Bagarre could never make it to write his autobiography.