Adoption Story Appreciator T-Shirts

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Hot cross buns

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

"Mommy, will you please tell us the story about the man who brokered our overseas adoption?!"

"Dad, am I adopted?"

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

'I want to tour Europe, to search for my birth parents.'

'Push!..Push!..Push!..Push!'

"Shh. He doesn't know he's adopted yet."

"Validation for Chicken Little."