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'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Rocking Horse

Stubborn Horse

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

ONE HORSE TOWN

Gentlemen Riders

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"Oh, he's so romantic."

NeighWoof.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Stubborn Horses

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A pony throws its rider.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

A day at the races