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'The bricks are loose! This changes everything!'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Putin and Zelensky

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Stubborn Horse

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Fishing Boat Derby

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Bumpy Ride

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

NeighWoof.

Stubborn Horses

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'