Event Connoisseur Mugs

Fascinator

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Piano Recital

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Prosecco

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Prosecco Peacock

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Un ballo in maschera

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Fabulous civil union cake.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Yipeee!"

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Who's the artist?"

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife