Event Connoisseur Gifts

Fascinator

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Piano Recital

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Prosecco Peacock

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Un ballo in maschera

"He's an abstract artist."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Yipeee!"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Animals of the Royal Wedding

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife