Event Enjoyer Pillows

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Face painting.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

All dressed up and no place to go

The Running of the Brie

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's our best trending merch."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Art for Sale

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

Bayonne Festival

"Your party just totally blew us away."

Fascinator

Drinks

"It's the racket season again!"

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

A very in tents little girl.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

Summer after the pandemic

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Pesach Shopping

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'