Unexpected Event Enthusiast Pillows

'Watkins you remember I said be prepared for the unexpected.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Woah - random!"

"Woof"

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!