Social Event Goer Pillows

'Yeah? Well my personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer!'

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

All dressed up and no place to go

Children's Party

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Carioca

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Glyndebourne

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I read 'Art News.'"

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

How to read the dress code?

"Aperitif?"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"My compliments to the sommelier."