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'Yeah? Well my personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer!'

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Children's Party

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Redhead

Carioca

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Glyndebourne

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"I read 'Art News.'"

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

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"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Aperitif?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Down on Bourbon Street...