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'How fast can you hype?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"It's the racket season again!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

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