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'How fast can you hype?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

All dressed up and no place to go

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'I've been made junior partner.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"It's the racket season again!"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"Any apologies for absence?"

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"