Cultural Event Goer Gifts

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Mardi Gras

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

All dressed up and no place to go

The Cremaster Cycle

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

Christmas sweater alternatives

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mexican angels.

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Flamenco

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Snakes Return To Ireland

Tosca

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Passover Plague

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Pearly Queen Gates

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

St. Patrick's day mixer in Limerick, Ireland.

Greece