Social Event Pillows

Two women playing the piano for some guests

"Whine and cheezed party."

A group of friends singing

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

AA Meeting Here Today

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The prying mantis,

See you at the farmers market!

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Church Basement Foodie

Children's Party

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

All dressed up and no place to go

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'