"This just isn't doing it for me. Could we go back to using the crystal ball?"
Tech-savvy Seer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the tech-savvy seer? Celebrate their sharp mind and innovative spirit with thoughtfully humorous items that blend technology with a glimpse into the future. Our collection is packed with witty, creative products designed to amuse and inspire anyone who loves to see beyond the present and embrace the digital age with a visionary twist.
A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.
'What crystal ball?'
"I just use an app now."
'I don't do palms anymore... let me see your I-pod.'
"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."
Plugged In
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
God's Phone
"I'm going on a retreat."
S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"
Rumours Online
'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'
"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."
Crystal Ball Plug
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'
"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"
"The gods must be on-line tonight."
End of world nigh!!!
'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'
"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."
Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!
Palm Top Readings
'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'
"I do miss the crystal ball."
"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."
Confession plugged up to an amp.
"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."
"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."
"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."
The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.
Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.
Tech-savvy Seer Gifts Collection
Tech-savvy Seer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the tech-savvy seer—witty, clever, and designed to inspire every morning with a hint of future gazing.
Tech-savvy Seer Pillows
Add some visionary humor to their home with pillows that celebrate their love for all things futuristic and insightful.
Tech-savvy Seer Prints
Browse our prints to inspire the tech-savvy seer in your life—featuring clever designs that spark imagination and forward thinking.
Tech-savvy Seer T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for the tech-savvy seer—funny, stylish, and full of insight, these are perfect for those who love to look ahead.