Tech-savvy Peep Gifts

'I don't have a resume. I f you need information, just Google me!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

e-shoes

Gen-Next Library

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

"Could you repeat that word?"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Page not found...

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Downloads.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.