Tech-savvy Peep T-Shirts

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Gen-Next Library

e-shoes

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Two Generations of Readers

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Page not found...

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Downloads.

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'