Tech-savvy Viewer T-Shirts

'There's nothing on.'

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"Have you read all these?"

"I've been reformatted for television."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'I remember when we used to have to watch one football game at a time.'

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

'Why do I need to DVR this show when they play it over and over again?'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Gen-Next Library

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Page not found...

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Downloads.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Summer reading for the family.