Tech-savvy Viewer Pillows

'There's nothing on.'

Next advert in 2 seconds...

"Have you read all these?"

"I've been reformatted for television."

'3DTV - characters in Eastenders still one dimensional.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'I remember when we used to have to watch one football game at a time.'

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

'Why do I need to DVR this show when they play it over and over again?'

350-million-miles from earth but now right in our living rooms.

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

e-shoes

Gen-Next Library

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

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'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Downloads.