Techie Tv Watcher Pillows

3D HD TV

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'There's nothing on.'

Tree house.

Early Colour TV

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Fishermen

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Och lye the news'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Couch and Potato

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'