Techie Viewer Pillows

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'There's nothing on.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

The Selfie

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Gadget geek.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

If Disney was a software company