Techie Viewer Prints

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'There's nothing on.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Gadget geek.

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

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