Tech-savvy Pal T-Shirts

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."