Tech-savvy Soothsayer Gifts

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

End of world nigh!!!

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Palm Top Readings

Plugged In

The Blogger.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."