Tech-savvy Fortune Teller Gifts

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

CIA Espionage

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

End of world nigh!!!

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

Your weight and fortune.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."