Tech-savvy Fortune Seeker Gifts

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Barcode Dreams

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Rumours Online

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

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'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

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"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

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Rationalization

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

"It's just not the same."

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

'Lord...what's the meaning of my life?'

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"Oh, I'm sorry...LIE, not DIE. Someone close to you will LIE tomorrow. Darn auto correct."