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"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

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"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

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'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

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'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

Rationalization

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'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

"It's just not the same."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

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"Oh, I'm sorry...LIE, not DIE. Someone close to you will LIE tomorrow. Darn auto correct."

'Yes, I'm Cinderella, but I wasn't at the ball last night, I was busy texting my friends.'