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'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

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'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

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"Buy my data $20"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

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'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Rationalization

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

How to find gold.

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.