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'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Buy my data $20"

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"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Rationalization

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

How to find gold.

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

"How many investment apps will this get me?"