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How to find gold.

Online auction.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Wifi's back up."