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How to find gold.

Online auction.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Sartre's E-Mail

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

Symbiosis in the age of social media.

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'