Techie Fortune Seeker T-Shirts

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Gambling on office building construction

"Trepanning for gold"

Golden Eggs.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.