Tech-savvy Soothsayers Gifts

Looking for gifts that resonate with the innovative and mystical? Our collection for tech-savvy soothsayers offers a unique mix of futuristic tech symbols and mystical insights. These products celebrate those who combine digital savvy with a touch of prophecy, making them fun, thoughtful, and a little bit mysterious. Whether they’re predicting trends or decoding the future, these gifts are designed to delight the tech-wise and the spiritually inclined alike.

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"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?" mockup

"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"Does the ark have wifi?"

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"I'm going on a retreat."

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Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no. mockup

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.' mockup

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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Crystal Ball Plug

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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?" mockup

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

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Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks. mockup

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

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Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out. mockup

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

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"Do you know of any good empathy apps?" mockup

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

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End of world nigh!!!

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Holy phone

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I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company. mockup

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

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"The gods must be on-line tonight." mockup

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

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"Nurse, could you please click Ok?" mockup

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

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'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

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"I do miss the crystal ball."

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"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ." mockup

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

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"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in." mockup

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

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Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods mockup

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

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"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning." mockup

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

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Palm Top Readings

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'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?' mockup

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

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Confession plugged up to an amp.

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"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi." mockup

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

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A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball. mockup

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

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"I'm going on a retreat."

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"How's the computer analysis going?" mockup

"How's the computer analysis going?"

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Binary meditation.

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"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!" mockup

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

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Tech-savvy Soothsayers Gifts Collection

Tech-savvy Soothsayers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for tech-savvy soothsayers, blending futuristic tech elements with mystical themes—perfect for stoking their next big idea.

Tech-savvy Soothsayers Pillows

Check out our pillows for tech-savvy soothsayers, merging futuristic motifs with mystical elements to add a whimsical touch to their space.

Tech-savvy Soothsayers Prints

Discover art prints for tech-savvy soothsayers, showcasing clever combinations of tech and mysticism to inspire their environment.

Tech-savvy Soothsayers T-Shirts

Browse our T-shirts for tech-savvy soothsayers, featuring witty designs that combine digital innovation with mystical symbolism for a modern, magical look.