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"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

End of world nigh!!!

Holy phone

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

Palm Top Readings

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"How's the computer analysis going?"

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"