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"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Holy phone

End of world nigh!!!

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

Palm Top Readings

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

Binary meditation.

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."