Tech-savvy Psychic Mugs

'Hardware' store 'Software' store and a 'Mediumware' store headed by a medium

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Spell Check

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

End of world nigh!!!

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Witches and Their Drones

Palm Top Readings

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"She works best in hex mode."

Plugged In

"So - we meet at last."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

Witch Online

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'