Tech-savvy Vampire Gifts

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Child hooking into a television

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Halloween Selfie

Computer operator welding machine.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Spell Check

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'