Digital Ghost Gifts

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

I.T. Fear

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Ghost puddle

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Private Viewing

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'