Social Media Ghost Gifts

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

I.T. Fear

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Private Viewing

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"You're on mute."