Social Media Ghost Gifts

'Oh Dear...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I.T. Fear

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Ghost puddle

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Private Viewing

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"