Online Ghost Gifts

Do Not Disturb

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

I.T. Fear

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Ghost puddle

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'There's an imposter among us!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"