Office Ghost Gifts

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I feel your pain."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Lumbar support animal

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"