Gallery Ghost Gifts

Private Viewing

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I.T. Fear

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Rise of Modern Art

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

I love Museum Shops