Gallery Ghost Prints

Private Viewing

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

I.T. Fear

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Children's Art Show.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'