Garden Ghost Prints

'You can't beat home groan.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

I.T. Fear

Award Winning Gardener

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Ghost puddle

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Biodiversity

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.