Garden Ghost T-Shirts

'You can't beat home groan.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Award Winning Gardener

I.T. Fear

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Bumble Bee

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'