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Monster Plant.

An Unexpected Guest.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Anything else need tying up?'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"Too goth?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

Herb garden

'Do you have it in black?'

New Romantic

Early Goths.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

An Emoo.

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'