Graveyard Goth T-Shirts

"I brought my mother along just to tick you off."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Date Night

Life after death

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Transylvanian Snails.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Two for Joy."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Till life do you part.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

"Too goth?"

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up