Graveyard Goth Pillows

"I brought my mother along just to tick you off."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Life after death

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Transylvanian Snails.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Till life do you part.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"Too goth?"