Graveyard Groupie Pillows

Colonel Olin T. Hunt (Deceased)

Plant Lady

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Justice 4 Ron

Robert Schumann

'He never listened to his mother!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

In the houseplant cemetery.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Cinema nasties

"Cemetery Pie"

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Blues musicians who never found their audience