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Colonel Olin T. Hunt (Deceased)

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Deaths from Coronavirus

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Justice 4 Ron

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Life after death

Robert Schumann

'He never listened to his mother!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Cinema nasties

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

"Cemetery Pie"

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"