Groupie Pillows

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Plant Lady

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You're dragging the beat."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Team Bass

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

'That's the third putt he's missed.. . will you keep your head still?'

"I learned a lot from Trump. The secret is believing your own lies."