Band Groupie Pillows

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

Small crowd

Dynamite little combo

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Plant Lady

Theatre Crowd

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"You're dragging the beat."

Athena

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

Team Bass

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"I learned a lot from Trump. The secret is believing your own lies."

You've made your bed...

Ceres